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What is Xbox?
On November 15th 2001, Microsoft officially launched it’s Xbox console at an event in New York Times Square's Toys "R" Us. Over 18 games were launched with the console, but the main game to drive sales was a game called Halo. Microsoft reported over 1.5 million units sold from time of launch till the end of 2001. They also reported an average of 3 games sold with each unit. The Xbox is one of the top systems out today. Microsoft Has annouced the xbox 360 as the next xbox.
Hey jimmy why did you buy a gaystation and a gay cube? You should have got an XBOX.
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Xbox - what is it?
American made gaming system, that is out classed by japanese gaming systems. Many of the games are crap and it is doing horribly in japan and appeals to americans.
Oh... Xbox live american tradition
What does "Xbox" mean?
A good code word for weed.
Playing Xbox=smoking weed.
(Live) Subscription= the weed that's bought and/or used
Xbox Controller= Any instrument of your choice to smoke the weed.
GameStop= your dealer, or anywhere you can purchase any "Controllers"
-Any other related Xbox material could be used as a code word of your choice too! Be Creative!
Mom- What are you boys doing?
Little Jimmy- oh, just gonna play some Xbox up in the attic. But i need to get a live subscription first at GameStop. We just Can't wait to break in our new controllers too!
Mom-Oh, you boys have fun Me and Daddy will be in the basement playing Dreamcast!
Little Jimmy-Umm....
Xbox - what does it mean?
1. A system made by the antichrist corporation to compete with the major companys.
2. A house.
My fucking xbox burned down last night with my dog inside!
Xbox - meaning
A game console that people are more interested in hacking and modifying rather than playing games.
A console made by Microsoft simply because they want to dominate everything available.
They already have a hold on the computer OS industry, but seem to want to take over the video game industry as well.
A rather medicore game console that is made interesting only because you can hack and edit it, but has no real good games.
The same type of games on Xbox can be bought for a PS2 or on a PC/Mac.
Xbox - definition
A cheaper way to get the Xbox is to get a box and put an X in it.
Xbox - slang
The nickname given to one who was in a car accident, and gets hit in the head with an Xbox, therefore receiving a concussion!!
I was in this car accident right, and then I got a concussion from an xbox!!!
How did that happen?
Well this fool had his Xbox in the window of the backseat and the force from the accident slammed it right into my head!
Xbox
A powerful gaming console that was the only basis for which developers could untilize their dreams with games like Unreal, Halo, Ninja Gaiden, and Barbie Horse Adventures. Although it flopped in Japan due to it's incredulous size (even I had to wonder, what the hell was up with the controllers?) it revolutionized gaming history with it's incredible online system, it boasts powr the Playstaion 2 can only dream of, and for obvious reason, it came out afterwards. People who say the Xbox is inferior to PS2 are people who are too blind to realize great things.
If you like FPS's and sport's games and like better graphics, get an Xbox.
If you love RPG's and adventure games more then the patter, then a PS2 is for you.
If you love modern classics, new and old, then a GameCube is just your choice.
Xbox
1) A console produced by Microsoft in which they lose money per console sold.
2) A horrible, generic, clunky console created by the low quality company, Microsoft. It is a console that only survives because of Halo, and without it, it would be nothing. Microsoft believes it is a valid strategy to buy out as many companies as possible to create games for their console only; even though once said games are released, they are still awful. Known to have a large following of Xbots, they will blindly sacrifice their lives to make sure that everyone believes Xbox is the best just because it has Halo.
3) A console which has two good exclusive titles: Halo and Halo 2. All other titles are a) bad or b) multiplatform.
4) A console that is of such poor quality that thousands had to be recalled because the adaptor cable was defective and could cause fires. Controllers are bigger than most houses.
Samuel: I think that I am going to buy an Xbox; I want to support my favorite company, Microsoft.
George: Well, if you really want to support them, you shouldn't buy an Xbox. They lose money each time one is sold; so you would be doing them a favor. Besides, if you want it for the games (read: Halo), then you should just get a better computer, since all of its games are ported onto the PC eventually, anyway.
Samuel: Thanks, George! You're a real pal!
Xbox
A famous video game console created by Microsoft. In its heyday, it had copious 1st and 3rd party support, in the form of game such as Halo: Combat Evolved by in-house developer Bungie Studios, and the GTA series by Rockstar Studios. This balance of developing and publishing power has earned the Xbox a reputation synonymous with socialism.
The Xbox, while having received a bad rap for being a product of Microsoft, was not unsuccessful, spawning the next system, the Xbox 360 in 2005.