Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Exam?

A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.

Shit, exams are coming. I fear I'll lose one of my friends.

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Exam - what is it?

A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.

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What does "Exam" mean?

the teachers excuse to make you work your butts off and fry your brains so they can take time off marking homework while youre revising and go to flash parties

"ugh my brain...ive been doing to many exams..."

"ok kids, your exams are coming up so no more homework! Just lots of revision."

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Exam - what does it mean?

stupid bollocks that piss off everyone.

exams should be abolished for the welfare of all teenagers (especially those with depressive streaks like Lacey).

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Exam - meaning

the only thing that always ruin my life ... the destroyer! the ultimate fuckin' exam always stuck my head down! the term used aside from the word suffer! and the word next to sorrow .. the word next to grief! the word next to burden!!

ohhhh i cant wait to suffer today for my exams..

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Exam - definition

A useless Piece of paper that very much decides your future , CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT ! ( it tests your very very very “ strong “ memory that you surprisingly have no the storage to put that ish in your brain )

Teacher: the exam is vErY eAsY so just revise this paper .
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet

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Exam - slang

The trigger to many pyschological problems.

Anna: I have huge anxiety and depression

Psychologist: Exams.

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Exam

A form of hell that is praised by teachers and parents that is used for conventional torture of students. The most used google search during exam week is "how to commit suicide with no chance of survival"

exam

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Exam

A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Shit dude, I bombed that exam.

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Exam

a form of torture that comes twice a year, usually before something enjoyable (i.e. Winter Break, Summer break.), in which a student will learn about the material on the test, while taking the test.

Student 1: "Dude, I can't wait for Christmas!!"
Student 2:" I'm not, we have Exams!"

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