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What is bollocks?
A negative term used by the English.
Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.
If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.
It's even a verb, too.
If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.
It's also a swear-word.
Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!
This film is bollocks.
Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.
I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!
I'm going to bollock you so hard ...
Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
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Bollocks - what is it?
British Slang for damn.
My car was stolen! Bollocks!
What does "bollocks" mean?
In Ireland you call some one stupid a bollocks.
what the fuck do ya think ya doing ya fecking bollocks...ya?!
Bollocks - what does it mean?
n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
Bollocks - meaning
A retorative reply to Americans, who are talking bollocks!
As in: "Actually, that is total bollocks".
Bollocks - definition
British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).
I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.
Bollocks - slang
1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
a:That film was bollocks!
b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.
Bollocks
The most useful word in the English language.
Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"
Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"
Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"
Me:-"Oh bollocks"
Bollocks
(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
Bollocks
n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English ballocks meaning testicles.
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding
1. Sod it, I am bollocks at this game!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!