Definder - what does the word mean?

What is revision?

The present's way of making the past seem better.

Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.

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revision - meme gif

revision meme gif

revision - video


Revision - what is it?

going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine

A: did you do any revision this holiday at all?

B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines!

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What does "revision" mean?

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".

Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA

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Revision - what does it mean?

Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh

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Revision - meaning

a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.

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Revision - definition

Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.

Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.

''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?''

''I just dont know.''

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Revision - slang

what I haven't done enough of this weekend

Louise is useless at revision

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Revision

A way to get out of doing anything

Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together

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Revision

student's version of Hell

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Revision

Probably what you should be doing right now...

Instead you come here to procrastinate.

Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.

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