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What is Evanston?
The only cool city north of Chicago. Has decent looking downtown and is not all uppity like the other north shore suburbs. Home of Northwestern University
"Where you from."
"I'm from the north shore."
"You from the north shore, snobbish bitch?"
"Yea, from Evanston."
"Aww, my bad. you from the only cool city noth of Chi-Town
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Evanston - video
Evanston - what is it?
1) A city on the North Shore
2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
M: Hey man, why did that girl become so... I don't know, different lately? It's not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.
H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.
M: Damn, you're exactly right.
P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
What does "Evanston" mean?
Evanston: A police state rich town full of untroubled yuppies where the police are so bored they creep around at night looking for traffic ticket violations to rape poorer people with. The Evanston City Hall people are a bunch of obnoxious pricks too. DO NOT MOVE HERE if you don't want CONSTANT traffic tickets or to suffer nothing but police harassment with your car. Seriously.
Evanston, police, tickets
Evanston - what does it mean?
A Chicago SUBURB that thinks they are a big city but the residents want to live like they are in a small town.
Evanston, IL has a serious identity crisis
Evanston - meaning
Suburb of Chicago on the "North Shore". Home to Northwestern University (go Wildcats), large, ritzy houses and nice cars. Evanston has an expansive downtown with plenty to do (if you've got the cash). See Panera, Borders, the Gap, Starbucks (x3), Urban Outfitters, the Keg (a notorious 18+ bar), Kafein (awesome coffee shop) and NU.
Also the location of the movie "Mean Girls"
You've got a new beemer?
Ahhh...you live in Evanston.
Evanston - definition
Evanston known for fake gangsters and wannabe rappers and most likely full of fuckin goofys
Evanston is fake
Evanston - slang
A really cool college town. Distinct from the rest of the North Shore, especially Kenilworth, Wilmette, Winnetka, etc., because those are rich suburbs that are riddled with Republicans. Evanston is a hip liberal town that is the closest to Chicago.
The City of Evanston is named for a man called Dr. John Evans.
I want a neighborhoodie that says Evanston on it.
Evanston
A Suburb of Chicago It is unlike any other suburb of Chicago. Not to be compared with Heighland Park or wilmette it is about perfectly half upper-class and half poor people and gang bangers and drug dealers! Surprisingly all these kids go the same schools although most of the rich kids go to heaven and badasses go to kinglab and chute. If any kid from Highland Park, Wilmette or Parkridge were to spend a day in an Evanston public school they wouldn't be breathing! But all in all Evenston is a great town for all people and most of the people get along!
Amazing town where anyone who comes out of It is ready to face the world and has much street credibility and has not been sheltered like Lake Forest, Parkridge, Highland Park, Wilmette and Skokie kids! Evanston is badass!
Evanston
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Evanston
A Suburb of Chicago It is unlike any other suburb of Chicago. Not to be compared with Heighland Park or wilmette it is about perfectly half upper-class and half poor people and gang bangers and drug dealers! Surprisingly all these kids go the same schools although most of the rich kids go to heaven and badasses go to kinglab and chute. If any kid from Highland Park, Wilmette or Parkridge were to spend a day in an Evanston public school they wouldn't be breathing! But all in all Evenston is a great town for all people and most of the people get alone.
Amazing town or anyone who comes out of that comes out is ready to face the world and has much street credibility and is been sheltered like Lake Forest, Parkridge, Highland Park, Wilmette and Skokie kids! Evanston is badass!