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What is Lake Forest?
An extremley wealthy town on the North Shore in Illinois. Lake Forest is known for it's beautiful houses, expensive cars, and gorgeous clothes and people. One of the richest towns in America.
"Who're those girls wearing designer clothing and getting into that Range Rover?"
"Oh, those are those girls from Lake Forest."
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Lake Forest - what is it?
One of the most affluent towns in the United States. Situated just outside Chicago along Lake Michigan, Lake Forest is home to some of the wealthiest families in America. "Old Money" is a term used most often to describe the residents, who generally occupy the largest mansions, which are on the lake, costing an average of $10 million a pop. Crime is low, expectations are high, and public education is amoung the best in country- Lake Forest High School delivers dozens of graduating students to the Ivy Leagues each year. Voted "best dressed women in America" but Elle Magazine several years running and "Best Places to Live- Most Affluent" by Money Magazine, Lake Forest boasts a town of beautiful, smart, and rich residents like no other place in the world.
Girl #1: Yeah, I heard their high school won 6 state championships this year!
Girl #2: Well it's Lake Forest, what do you expect? They breed perfection.
What does "Lake Forest" mean?
An afluent suburb, north of Chicago, situated directly on Lake Michigan. Home of not only the stereotypical "rich kid", but also many extremely intelligent and driven people, as well as an average number of below-average people. Typically singled out because the average citizen is fairly wealthy, and the homes are very high-priced.
You think you know everything about Lake Forest, but please, don't judge what you don't know.
Lake Forest - what does it mean?
An affluent suburb north of Chicago.The people that live in lake forest usually come form old/corrupt money and therefore strive for nothing in everyday life and their schooling except for dating around and "keeping it classy (which really means act like whore/ d-bag you are but don't let too many people find out, because that would be just so not classy)".Lake Forest hides the fact that it has the highest teen drinking and drug rate in America and that if it's people weren't considered rich they would be called trash. In the past 3 months 4 kids have committed suicide (and of course it didn't make local news) because they were tormented by the kids and the suffocating atmosphere at Lake Forest High School. Lake Forest residents refuse to think that maybe their bigotry leads to humble people's demise and instead sob dishonestly about the "friends" they've lost. The guys that live in Lake Forest are far from charming but their money and preppy colored clothing attracts the dumb whores who infest the town whom are raised from birth to look for their potential husbands so they can comfortably stay in their historical roles of stay-at-home moms. People in Lake Forest call themselves "beautiful" when in fact many are walking the line of average and they all look the same. Overall, Lake Forest is a true white trash town (excluding the token black guy).
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go to Lake Forest to get some grub?
Person 2: Nah! A sandwich costs like $10 there and besides I wouldn't fit in if ya know what I mean.
Person 1: trust me I know what your sayin dude! Those people are living on cloud 9.
Lake Forest - meaning
Lake Forest is a place that looks nice. The people are full of themselves and a version of "hood rich" exists here that has never been seen before and that there is no word for because it was probably bought, destroyed, and never released. You will hear the stupidest, most socially inept things come from peoples mouths here, with no excuse for it because these are supposedly smart educated people that think they know about the world but can't figure out simple things around them. And for all the money they have they are never satisfied or happy. They hide their dirt, give each other control, awards, connections, status, information, and expect "people" to be impressed and they are... because they don't know any better and neither do they.
Example 1
College Kid:Mommy, I hate College there are so many "people" here, I don't like what I'm studying, and this place smells.
The Mom:Don't worry my little prince/princess you can come work for your families company and we'll pay you alot and give you a good title.
College Kid:Oh thank God, I almost thought I might have to work, gather experience, and actually make something of myself.
The Mom:You don't have to do anything sweetie, we are from Lake Forest.
Example 2
College Kid:I'm dropping out because school is bullshit and I'm not doing what I want.
College Kid 2:Don't you have to get a job now and pay for the rest of College?
College Kid:Oh no, it's cool, I have a job already working for my family and my parent's already paid it.
College Kid 2:Wow! THAT'S SO COOL!
College Kid:Yeah, it kinda sucks though cuz that means I'll be living back in Lake Forest.
Example 3
Business Man:I had to lay off half the back staff today. It sucked and it made me sad...I think, I can't tell because of the medication.
Friend of Business Man:Why?
Business Man:Well, I wasn't losing money but I wasn't making enough of it and my kid dropped out of college so I needs an expensive car for them to crash and a million dollar condo in The City.It ain't easy pimpin' in Lake Forest. Are you impressed?
Friend OF Business Man:Thoroughly.
Business Man:Excellent, I'm happy now until I run out of medication, lose my alcohol buzz, and go back to work or home to my CHUD of a kid and wife.
Lake Forest - definition
Lake Forest is the name of the Best Town on Chicago's North Shore. With Lake Bluff as its Canada and Highwood as its Mexico, Lake Forest forms a utopian microcosm of the United States. Or, at least, how an ideal United States WOULD be if we got rid of all the minorities, the poor, the curly-haired hippy liberals, etc. Lake Forest is proudly white, proudly Christian, proudly conservative, and largely Republican. Lake Forest is largely Upper Middle Class, with a few really rich people living in mansions down at the lakeshore. Unlike the other towns on the North Shore, whose affluence comes from being professionals, which are filled with professors and journalists and artists and lawyers and doctors...Lake Forest gets its affluence from businessmen and bankers. As such, ours is a happy family-values aristocratic affluence, unlike the existentially angsty liberal intellectualite "affluence" of the "New Trier Suburbs". Our people are SMART, not "intellectual". Religious, not "spiritual". And truly have class, not "culture". In other words, we're the real deal. Happy, friendly, safe. Not poser bohemians like the other North Shore towns. And we ARE better looking than most places. And look and dress more NORMALLY. Those New Trier boys with their long curly hair should visit a barber. Looks like dirty pubes on their head. Get a haircut! We are down-to-earth people who get things done and don't take any crap. Things here have to look nice and be non-offensive. We don't want the angsty overachievment of the New Trier kids of parents who can't get over the 70's. We have less venereal disease than New Trier, and less atheist scum. We are not snobs, just proud. It's the myth of intellectualism in the "New Trier Suburbs" that is snobby. We're just regular Americans, down to earth people who just happened to succeed in business, and decided to use it to build a safe and beautiful town with good schools for the kids to grow up in. As such, we don't much care for the rest of the North Shore's angsty constant-rebellion identity crises.
New Trier Boy #1: It's so unfair. Good genes make you rich, smart, happy, and beautiful. Like those Lake Forest kids. They're so smart and happy and athletic and attractive! The girls have such big, perky tits and the guys have such huge cocks!
New Trier Boy #2: I know, it's so unfair. I'm clearly better than them because I can quote Nietzche and my dads are modern art professors. And yet I'm just going to go write some dark poetry and then hang myself with my own long, dirty, curly hair because I can't help but feel inadequate compared to them.
Lake Forest - slang
I have lived in LF my whole life and i currently go to the wealthy, beautiful, smart, Lake Forest High School.
Lake Forest is a very wealthy white christian suburb located along Lake Michigan in the north shore of Chicago. The residents have more money than they know what to do with. Majority own multiple homes and at least one boat. Their children attend Lake Forest High School, one of the top three best high schools in Illinois. Not to mention one of the filthiest rich schools in the country, even though the whole school consists of about 2,000 very affluent, rich, wealthy, spoiled, BEAUTIFUL kids. For a reference to the outsiders, Lake Forest is the Greenwich or Orange County of the Midwest.
Lake Forest kids are too good for anything costing less than 200 dollars, and thats only clothes wise.
Most everyone in lake forest belongs to at least one country club, i belong to Exmoor, some others are Onwentsia CC, North Shore CC, Indian Hill CC, Lake Forest CC, Medina, Royal Melbourne, and many more
Lake Forest
The 1st richest city in the world. A suburb north of Chicago, this is one of the best places in the country to live according to the federal government and several almanacs. It has police on every corner, a low crime rate, and very expensive clothing stores, places to shop, grocery stores, etc. To buy a small house in Lake Forest is at least $400,000. Don't plan on living here unless you want to be surrounded by materialistic people who will call you a poser if you wear etnies sweatshirts if you don't skateboard and smoke. This is truely the best city in the Chicago land area, with its low-class rivals, the people from Highlandpark, the druggies from Lake Bluff, Lake Forest is truely the best mix of all cultures, with a wide range of people from sluts to badasses, popular bitches to nerds, and goody goodies to rebels. The amount of people living in lots 8000 sqare feet or larger is almost 80% of the people, the public education teaches children 60% more of what other public schools in the Chicago land area do, although the material is harder and amount of homework is much larger. The most mansion-worthy streets in this wealthy city are Lake Road and Westminster. If you like diversity in races, this is not the place to be. 90% of all the people are white and christian/catholic. Residents here are 20% Greek, 18% German, 6% Swedish, 3% Colombian, 2% Serbian, 12% Mixed, 35% Polish, 4% Other.
When I become famous, I'm going to move to Lake Forest because their residents let the superstars live in peace, probably because their used to being accosiated with fame.
Lake Forest
Lake Forest is a wealthy suburb of Chicago situated about 30 miles to the north, directly on the lake. A largely old-money suburb, its residents are widely rumored to be conservative, narrow-minded, racist, homophobic, and antisemitic. While there are examples of such attitudes, especially among the older generations, most residents are comparatively down to earth and accepting of cultural, political, and religious differences. Prejudice against new-money suburbs such as Wilmette, Highland Park, and Winnetka, and against the middle and working class is much more prevalent than any animosity towards minorities. There is a level of snobbishness and materialism, but it is rarely accompanied by hatred or bigotry. Some have suggested that while academically outstanding, Lake Forest High School does little to prevent the perpetuation of the elitist and indifferent attitudes of young Lake Foresters, and indeed, allows the few remaining negative aspects of Lake Forest society to flourish. Because of this, many residents of middle and working class communities such as Evanston and Morton Grove as well as new-money wealthy and upper-middle class communities such as parts of Skokie and Lincolnwood are developing more hatred and resentment for Lake Foresters than is really deserved.
Mom: So, where do you want to have your Bar Mitzvah party, dear?
Boy: How about the Lake Forest Country Club, mom?
Mom: Oh, sweetie, I'm not sure they'd let us in.
Boy: Why not?
Mom: I'll have to explain that to you when you're a little older, honey.
Lake Forest
It is also an amazing city in California.
Lake Forest, CA