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What is Eragon?
Something that is an over-rated, over-hyped piece of talent-less garbage, mostly dripping with praise from a newly-born cult of foaming-at-the-mouth fanboys. The excitement generated by these idiots then starts to spread. Casual, sensible people then decide to give the eragon a try. Of course, reviews and hype from the eragon greatly influence their minds. While at first they don't like the eragon that much, as they continue reading/watching/playing it, all the positive things they've heard about it form a foggy layer in their mind, clouding their judgement. As the hype for the eregon continues to grow throughout the months, their enthusiasm grows to. Before they know it, they've become fanboys too! This is known as the eragon effect.
Eragons often plagerize off other, better, things.
Eragon - meme gif
Eragon - video
Eragon - what is it?
An entertaining book for children ages 10-15. It is entaertaing but uses many over used themes. The similarities to Star Wars and Lord of the Rings is blatently obvious.... The main charecters name is because it is one letter of Dragon...
Eragon is a good book for kids.
What does "Eragon" mean?
\air-uh-GON; air-A-gawn\, verb.
# Reproducing or recreating in a new medium a known, loved, or respected piece of work in an unflattering or shoddy manner.
# Wasting of talent, resources, money, or time.
# To make a gross or stupid mistake, esp. through carelessness or mental confusion.
# To reduce to ruin, devastate, destroy, injure irretrievably, shatter, or lay waste to (a thing).
"Did you hear that Ice Capades is going to eragon On the Waterfront?"
"Hiring Jack Nicholson to do OSHA films sounds fun, but it would eragon both his time and our budget."
"I hope Britney doesn't eragon again and forget to put on underpants."
"Michael Richards may very well have eragoned his career."
Eragon - what does it mean?
A mediocre book, a shitty film and a game straight from the very depths of hell itself.
The book is kind of entertaining for a little while, despite the fact that the story ripped off a mix of Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, with forgettable characters and a lack of originality (The main character's name was the word "Dragon" with the first letter changed. Go figure). It really showed that it was written by a teenager. The plot is easily predictable but it's fine for when you just want a easy, slightly shoddy book to read.
The film is bad. Lifeless and at times a bit silly, the best thing in it is the visual effects. And, of course, the same flaws in the story of the book.
The game is terrible. You cannot upgrade anything, change anything and it's so repetitive I think I actually lost a lot of my brain cells from it. The graphics are rivaled only by video games of the cretaceous period.
Give the book a try if you really want to.
Avoid the film.
Buy the game and burn it to rid the world of this abomination.
I bet I get a load of down votes from Eragon fans now. Well, apparently some people have not read a decent book in a while.
Eragon - meaning
Verb: To steal an already respected piece of art and turn it into a piece of degenerate garbage.
Noun: 1) A a piece of degenerative garbage often derived from an already respected piece of art,
2) A stereotypical weak and angsty hero.
3) An adolescent male that dreams of riding Dragons and saving princesses.
4) A male highschool idiot that things he's tough but gets beaten up by jocks every day. Still he hangs onto the delusion that people think he's cool.
5) An Epic Failure
Verb:
''Star Wars got Eragoned by Christopher Paulini. He's such a plagiarising loser!''
Noun:
1) ''Eldest is an Eragon of The Empire Strikes Back.''
2) ''Bek Rowh from The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara is such an Eragon''
3) ''John dreams of riding Dragons - What. An. Eragon.''
4) ''Haha, John got beaten up by Damien yesterday. He's such a mothafucking Eragon.''
5) ''Louis got pwnt in that debate with James yesterday. He's such an Eragon.''
Eragon - definition
A bearded dragon, which is the best one in the entire world, and everyone loves him so much.
“Did you see Eragon today??”
“Omg yes he’s the most amazing bearded dragon ever!!!”
Eragon - slang
"i have a huge eragon right now"
Eragon
The best book ever written. It is about dragons, elves, and a lot of battles.
"I just finished Eragon. It was so INCREDIBLE! I just want to read it again and the other two books, Eldest and Brisingr!!!"
-A friend of mine... I cannot mention a name.
Eragon
The first book in the Inheritance Cycle. A great book that is fun to read. Really interesting characters.
I Just finished Eragon, now I have to read Eldest.
Eragon
A pretty badass hero who has a flaming sword, an elf to hang out with, and a huge blue dragon. Plus the task of saving the world from an evil guy who wants to enslave everybody and kill all the good people. Yeah.
Eragon has a flaming sword named Brisingr.