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What is Epstein?
When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?
Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".
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Epstein - what is it?
To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.
Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!
What does "Epstein" mean?
Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
Epstein - what does it mean?
When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.
I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.
Epstein - meaning
An unwanted person, the "karen" or your friends according to Dane Cook
social fruitfly karen asshole loser
a: why is he here?
b: ugh he's such an epstein
Epstein - definition
1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex
2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.
3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag
4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy
Example 1
A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?
B: Let me guess, an Epstein?
A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!
Example 2
A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?
B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!
Epstein - slang
To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.
"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."
Epstein
veverb
ep•st-ee-n
Epsteined
Definition of Epstein
transitive verb
: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED
Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019
"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".
Epstein
He didn’t kill himself
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Epstein
1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.
2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
Definition 2:
Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.
You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.