Definder - what does the word mean?

What is epstein?

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

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Epstein - what is it?

To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.

"Dude better be careful what he posts to the FaceSpace or he'll get himself epsteined."

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What does "epstein" mean?

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

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Epstein - what does it mean?

He didn’t kill himself

Epstein didn’t kill himself

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Epstein - meaning

1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.

Definition 2:

Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.

You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.

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Epstein - definition

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.

John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.

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Epstein - slang

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.

I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.

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Epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

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Epstein

To end a life.........

First seen on a Twitch Channel #Robbaz by #AlexisMason.

I'm going to "epstein" myself.........

That got just got epsteined...........

Let's put an epstein out on that guy............

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Epstein

To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.

Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!

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