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What is Elk Grove?
A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Elk Grove - video
Elk Grove - what is it?
Elk Grove High School is part of Township High School District #214 and is a 4-year public high school. It's mascot is the grenadiers, and the school colors are forest green, new gold, and white.
Elk Grove High School is known for its cheerleading squads.
What does "Elk Grove" mean?
A high school in Elk Grove, California. It's full of hicks, and redneck jokes are taken completely offensively... because the jokes were made about them in the fist place.
Its "Future Farmers of America" program has over a thousand members. That' how much of a hick place it is. Unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. Not saying it's a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are REDNECKS in every sense of the word.
It also known for having a great football team. All of the local farmers watch every game since there's nothing to do.
"Dude, did you hear about the football coach over at Elk Grove High School? I heard he got death threats from old farmers for winning only half of their games, and he quit. Yeah, the old coach before him had to take job back." (True story by the way)
Elk Grove - what does it mean?
A girl that is considered "pretty" by the low standards set by other girls residing in Elk Grove, CA, but would be a paper bagger anywhere else. They become increasingly attractive to guys with the consumption of alcohol. Typically a redneck, bro hoe, or just a slut in general.
-Aye, would you fuck her?
--Maybe if I was schmammered, she's so Elk Grove pretty it's like an optical illusion.
Elk Grove - meaning
Hell on Earth, a suburb of Sacramento, CA
Elk Grove blows, this is hell
Elk Grove - definition
A small city near Sacramento. People from the bay area like to move here. Majority of people here are white, then mexican, then asian, then black..
Elk grove is gay fool.
Elk Grove - slang
The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis
Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name
Elk Grove
A relatively safe city but it sucks if you don't have a car since you will never live close enough to all of the hang out sites.
Also the fastest growing city in America.
Where people are shocked when someting violent happens.
My friend- What do you want to do?
Me- What do you mean it's Elk Grove there is nothing to do.