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What is Douche bag?

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.

Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".

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Douche bag - video


Douche bag - what is it?

Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.

Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.

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What does "Douche bag" mean?

A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation

I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.

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Douche bag - what does it mean?

A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*

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Douche bag - meaning

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

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Douche bag - definition

Kanye West

MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.

...That's a douche bag in action right thur

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Douche bag - slang

1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.

2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.

For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"

Jimmy: I'M THE SHIT!!!!

John: . . .Dude, you're such a douche bag . . .

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Douche bag

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

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Douche bag

a person who gives a shit about people, one that can care less of people's feelings.

a perosn that belives he/she is better than everybody else.
a person that think less of people.

a jerk or an asshole in a sence.

Pieter Bednar is a true douche bag for giving people the boot.

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Douche bag

A cheating, lying asshole

Have you seen that douche bag Ryan Andrew Nolan from mattoon il

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