Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Double shit?

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

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Double shit - video

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Double shit - what is it?

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.

Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.

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What does "Double shit" mean?

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged

daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"

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Double shit - what does it mean?

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

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Double shit - meaning

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

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Double shit - definition

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.

Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!

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Double shit - slang

The shit received orally by person C in a human centipede consisting of three persons (A, B, and C) joined ass-to-mouth.

That poor girl at the end of the human centipede just got a mouthful of double shit.

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Double shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

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Double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.

Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...

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Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.

Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"

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