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What is Doppler?
The blast of horrid stink or the entrancing and mysterious smell that accompanies someone as they walk or run past. This is the russian roullette of smells and is normally unavoidable in close social spaces unless one gets really good at holding one's breath just to avoid how smelly that sweaty yoga instructor must've been.
John: Sweet weepin' Jeebus, Karla needs a serious power-washing today. She walked by me near the copier and the doppler smell was so rank it stripped years from my life!
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Doppler - what is it?
An IB Music class where you spend more time playing Internet games than you do learning about actual Music history that will be on the IB test. Often taken by lazy band dropouts, the average IB Not Doppler student will use this class as time to sleep, do other homework, watch movies, talk, or do just about anything not related to IB Music. Sadly, every student in IB Not Doppler will definitely fail the IB test... but hey, we have a whole other year to learn this right? Well, time to play Flight.
Teacher: "I've got a hangover. Get out the Macbooks and compose or something. Except for my HL's... whoever they are."
Student 1: "Time to porn surf."
Student 2: "I love IB Not Doppler."
Student 1: "Ugh, I have so much homework in IB Psych!"
Student 2: "I know what you mean. In IB Not Doppler I have to turn on my computer AND play Achievement Unlocked tonight. FML."
Student 1: "....."
What does "Doppler" mean?
Best defined by a special reporter from the group Fairness in Media, as reported on The Onion: "An ancient cabal of powerful weather fanatics operating outside any government." They are also known as the Cloud Elders.
Snow in June? Must be the work of the Knights Doppler.
Doppler - what does it mean?
A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.
Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.
Doppler - meaning
a) When a couple tries to achieve simultaneous orgasms by choreographed gyrations during fellatio.
b) The practice thereof.
"when the Cuban missile crisis is the most interesting thing to talk about, that's fuckin' Doppler, dude."
Doppler - definition
There a have and then that hits and then.... nweeeeeeeeeeeeee
Doppler is newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Doppler - slang
When someone has droopy saggy tits and they’re fat
You’re a Doppler
Doppler
"Gosh shannon is such a doppler"
Doppler
A female who receives oral sex, while she is defecating; the female version of a "blumpkin"
1) Frat Boy talking to other frat friends: "Dude...I blacked out last night and totally dopplered this girl I just met at the bar."
2) Slutty girl talking to other slutty friends: "So there I was on the crapper dropping this wicked dump, when in comes this retarded frat kid with a grin on his face asking if I want a doppler. He suddenly does a reverse handstand, drops his head between my thighs and goes to work. I finished dumping, of course....."
Doppler
When a member of the opposite sex appears attractive from a distance, only to appear far more homely upon closer inspection. Named for the "Doppler Effect" where (for example) the pitch of an ambulance siren changes in relation to where the listener is standing when it is passing.
yo that doppler looked like a mule in a coma up close!