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What is Jeebus?
an extremely pretty boy with very shiny hair,perfect skin, and the cutest nose ever. he is a total jackass, but that is because girls keep harrassing him for his hair secret, and guys keep trying to rape him. he likes vanilla donuts, and has a big shiny iguana.
urg. why is jeebus so pretty?
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Jeebus - video
Jeebus - what is it?
A word used in place of Jesus as a less offensive way of saying it. Originated from the Simpsons, but has found its way into a whole lot of other things.
"Hey, guys, on page 375 it says Jeebus."
"It's supposed to say Jesus, right?"
What does "Jeebus" mean?
Only one person got the origin of this right, it's from the simpsons!!! Homer is too stupid to know Jesus' name, so he says Jeebus
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion
Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!
Jeebus - what does it mean?
Jeebus is a mocking term used in place of Jesus Christ. It is used by those who reject Christ as Lord and those who have no idea who He is. The term Jeebus originated with satan himself and it is spewed by ignorant people who shall one day answer to God for every word they speak.
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Jeebus - meaning
The way black people pronounce jesus.
O lordy lordy! May jeebus help us all! O lordy!
Jeebus - definition
Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well
HOLY ba Jeebus!!!
Jeebus - slang
Contrary to the previous post saying Jeebus was taken from Frank Zappa's "Them or Us" album from the song "Heavenly Pocketbook", actually there is no such song on that album. On a different album, "You Are What You Is" there is a song called "Heavenly Bank Account", but this still doesn't mention Jeebus, though it does mention not "gwine up to hebbin". I agree that Matt Groening is on record as a big Zappa fan, but so far I can't find that Zappa used the term Jeebus for Jesus, though it is clearly something that Zappa would do (and maybe did in a live concert?).
I'm sorry Jeebus! Forgive me Jeebus!
Jeebus
A less religiously-offensive version of "Jesus" used often in place of saying the Lamb of God's name in vain. The origin of the word stems from Homer Simpson from the show THE SIMPSONS
"Help! Save me Jeebus!"
Jeebus
originaly appeared on the frank zappa album "them or us"in 1979 on the song "heavenly pocket book. Matt Groening, A well know zappa fan and creater of the Simpsons borrowed it for the apisode.
"Cuz JEEBUS said if we don't do what's in the book we ain't goin up to heabin.
Jeebus
Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.
Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.