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What is Doose?

1.A word used by Americans to say you're shoes are lame,unpopular, 2. A joke that viners use for vine

Bro what the F. Are doose??!! I got one question for you ... What are doose!!

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Doose - what is it?

Dyl and Goose, obviously!

Always a good time at the Doose Roost!

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What does "Doose" mean?

Random brownish shit on the ceiling at your school.

That pussy doose is nasty!!!!!

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Doose - what does it mean?

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

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Doose - meaning

confused

(pronounced dused)

Bruv i'm doosed.

can only really be used when talking about yourself.

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Doose - definition

to go and take a big shit

"Hey man, i gotta go drop a doose"

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Doose - slang

a combination of a deer and a moose; commonly and often humorously confused with deuce

Steve: Dude, I was walking a trail the other day and saw this fat doose over by the trees.
James: That is disgusting.

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Doose

1.) An Animal that is half duck, half moose. It is normally found in your backyard or wherever Cap'n Crunch is sold.

Guy 1: Whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. A doose might be near.

Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.

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Doose

Pretty, Amiable, Graceful and Sensible lady.

My girlfriend is soo rude, I wish she were a Doose.

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Doose

South Nee Jersey slang for Douche

Rocky cancelled his trip upstate. He doosed everyone.

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