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What is Dirty Dave?Any American drummer that hits on your guitaristβs woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dudeβs name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway. Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevinβs wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark. Dirty Dave - videoDirty Dave - what is it?Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch. I couldn't get through the day without pulling a Dirty,Dirty Dave...literally. What does "Dirty Dave" mean?Double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer... The cheaper the better. After that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut. Dirty Dave - what does it mean?A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort. "Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents". Dirty Dave - meaningWhen a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment. I quit my job today. Dirty Dave - definitionThe act of fucking your own Mum and making you Dad watch while he is howling like a wookie . "I couldnt sleep for the noise last night the ETO was watching his own Dirty Dave video, his dad sounded in pain" Dirty Dave - slangWhen a female is giving a male a blow-job and she throws up in his urethra. The male then masturbates on the the womans face giving her a mix of cum and throw up facial Dude, how was brittany last night? Dirty DaveLike unto the Dirty sanchez or dirty hulk hogan, a man is gettin a girl in the ass, pulls out, and decorates said partner's face with a full beard and stache. OF POO! I thought he would give me a dirty sanchez, but i was surprised to recieve a dirty dave. I was delighted! Dirty DaveThat one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed. Wheres David? Dirty DaveNoun or Adjective; Verb (dirty daving) Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave. |
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