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What is Dark Brandon?
Not gonna lie, I thought this was a play on the character "Darth Bandon" from the Star Wars Extended Universe. It is not - in fact, it is a political meme.
That being said, like most of these things, it is completely nebulous and has no substance in and of itself - it is inherently valueless and says nothing about the user of the phrase. That is to say, a person using "Dark Brandon" for its intended use is a coward.
Person A: You may have defeated the pathetic bounty hunter my Master sent after you, but you are no match for me! I have studied at the foot of the Dark Lord himself!
Person B: LET'S GO DARK BRANDON
Person A: Your words mean nothing to me... unless you wish to beg for your life. No? Then I shall try to make this both quick and painful!
Dark Brandon - video
Dark Brandon - what is it?
Nothing but a crappy meme made as a massive coping mechanism by Biden supporters to cope with the fact that they support a complete clown of a president. Most of these memes praises Biden for his recent "accomplishments' which are just a bunch of bills that will cause Bidenflation to get worse and impose harsher taxes on the middle class.
Biden supporter: Dark brandon is rising! Look at the Job growth! Look all these bills he passed! IRA will decrease inflation! Plus he killed a terrorist while recovering from COVID! Lets go dark brandon!!!
Logical person: You do realize IRA will force you to pay higher taxes to pay off inflation and the reason job growth is so high is because people have been taking up a second job to be able to afford basic necessities that are no longer affordable due to inflation. Plus Biden did not kill anyone, a US drone operator did and Al-Qaeda has no been a threat to us since OBL died.
Biden supporter: wrong! Lets go dark brandon! Lets go dark brandon!
What does "Dark Brandon" mean?
The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."
Dark Brandon - what does it mean?
A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.
Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."
Dark Brandon - meaning
Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.
It has been extended to
Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman
It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."
Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
Dark Brandon - definition
A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.
Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!
Dark Brandon - slang
a movement full of patriotic Americans who are fed up with MAGA's bullshit.
MAGA wouldn't stop making threats of violence so Dark Brandon had to whoop their sorry asses.
Dark Brandon
A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity
Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!
Dark Brandon
Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.
Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered
Dark Brandon
A joke started by twitter users in early 2022, the joke was originally used ironically to make fun of conservatives skewed perception of biden, and to also make fun of the fact biden is more seen as a senile old man that doesn’t do anything. The meme takes inspiration from many 2020 attack ads which depict him as a reckless leftist who will destroy America . Although the meme was used ironically for most of its use, it seems as of recent biden has been more aggressive in his policy and remarks. The joke was also picked up by many mainstream news outlets (typically more right wing) which saw it as an attempt by leftist to make him look cooler.
person 1: hey, have you seen these dark brandon memes? they seem so stupid
person 2: dark brandon will rise, you are not safe from his reign!