Definder - what does the word mean?

What is OBL?

The true Osama Biomom Laden resorts to empty threats and acts that could rival terrorism when dealing with their child(ren)'s Biological Father or Step Mother. She is generally insecure and must use these tactics in order to prove her own power (or lack thereof) when it comes to matters that affect the children.

She's having another Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) day. She told me she was calling the polie because I picked up my child for my parenting time.

Did you get that email from Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) that I forwarded to you? Yeah, the one that says she is taking me to court because I taught our daughter to tie her shoes!

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OBL - what is it?

A word made for the feeling of overwhelming joy that couldn’t be explained with words.

Oberjoyliosis, usually used as OBL for short.

Oberjoyliosis (OBL)
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Ex:
The topic made me feel so OBL😭🤩
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Dang I got chillsss!! OBL!!

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What does "OBL" mean?

Diamonds. Usually used in conjunction with "bling" meaning diamonds AND gold. Recently appeared in an article in The Miami News, an alternative newspaper in Miami, in a story involving political corruption. Showed up in police transcripts of someone wearing a wire. The actual police report was on the site, and the police were the ones who provided the definition as an aside in the police report.

How do you think I got all this obling-bling?

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OBL - what does it mean?

O brawling love. That misery that is being in love, esp. when it's not working. Ref: Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet; 'Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! serious vanity! Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health! Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is! This love feel I, that feel no love in this.'

Fuck me. We've only been back together 11 days and already I just want to strangle the bitch. Obl. Fml.

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OBL - meaning

Osama bin Laden - absolute crazy jag who is only interested in destroying the best nation in the world, the USA! OBL must be caught, sodomized, and killed for all the world to see. Osama is the worst man to live, period.

"Don't you dare think of pulling an OBL on me, you hear?!?!"

A gay ass sand smoking cave dwelling faggot who calls himself a man for the chosen ones.

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OBL - definition

going retarded and/or fucking crazy

the man obled as he smoked his bong

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OBL - slang

Optimum Buzz Level, the point in which someone reaches the perfect athletic level for bar games such as darts, pool, beer pong, etc.

Becky sucked at the first round of beer pong, but now she is at her OBL because she is kicking ass.

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OBL

OBL or 'Old Biddy Lock'. When a grandma type grabs your wrist and holds on for dear life, as though you're the fountain of youth or something. Usually done when they want to speak to you.

Some lady OBL'd me on the street and asked me where Dobey Road was.

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OBL

Owned By Logic

"...but then I noticed that my pants were still off! That's why the waiter was giving me those funny looks the whole time!"
"But if you had no pants on, how did you even get a seat in the restaurant? OBL!"

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OBL

*Out Burst Laughing*
Bursting out loud at something that suddenly seems amusing.
Used more to exaggerate something more funnier than 'lol'

Example dude 1: Check out that Nyan cat link?

Example dude 2: One sec just let me open it

Example dude 2: OBL! Its a pop tart cat!

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