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What is the fountain of youth?
euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth
the fountain of youth - video
The fountain of youth - what is it?
A pedophile's meat.
Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."
What does "the fountain of youth" mean?
Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.
People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.
The fountain of youth - what does it mean?
two vomiting kids left and right
"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."
The fountain of youth - meaning
Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.
Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)
Colton: I know, awesome right?
The fountain of youth - definition
Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.
The fountain of youth - slang
Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.
old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby
The fountain of youth
When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.
Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.
The fountain of youth
Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
The fountain of youth
When nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the male inserts his penis into the females mouth and releases his unborn children, at which point the female begins to gargle his seed and then spit it high into the air and let it rain down.
I as with this bitch last night, and i gave her the fountain of youth!