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What is the Fourth of July?
A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.
Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!
the Fourth of July - video
The Fourth of July - what is it?
a night where family gets together drinks beer, plug up their big amplifiers and play jimi hendrix version of the national anthem...
and watch fireworks
fourth of july was today and the family got together and drank beer
What does "the Fourth of July" mean?
When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.
Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.
The Fourth of July - what does it mean?
The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach
Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
The Fourth of July - meaning
A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions
get ready for the sensations of the Fourth of july
The Fourth of July - definition
The action of a girl giving your oral sex as she has a mouthful of pop rocks.
My girlfriend gave me the Fourth of July last night, and I haven't been that turned on in months!
The Fourth of July - slang
the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.
girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!
The Fourth of July
The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasion
Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
The Fourth of July
The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
The Fourth of July
A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls
British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”