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What is Crouton?
A person who endeavours to trade sexual activity in exchange for low quality takeaway food
"Oh look, he's taking her out for maccas again, she's such a crouton"
Crouton - meme gif
Crouton - video
Crouton - what is it?
A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.
While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.
What does "Crouton" mean?
A way to define a retarded person
Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.
Crouton - what does it mean?
1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.
2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."
2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"
3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."
Crouton - meaning
Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.
So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
Graupe: "What did you do last night?"
Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."
Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
Crouton - definition
A term for the clitoris.
Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.
Crouton - slang
That part of a Salad that taste so good it makes you forget about how shit the salad tasted
My Salad tasted like a turtle penis until i ate the fuck out of that Crouton
Crouton
A crouton was a racist term which applied to Caucasian race. This term originated in the 1960's civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. The term referred to higher class white people who could afford to put crouton's in their salads as a status of their wealth. In rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-class white people as 'croutons'. The term may also refer to the status of Caucasians as the "top-of-society" even though they were merely cheap, vapid "re-baked pieces of bread". This term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.
Fuck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!
Crouton
Something you put in cup a soup.
Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.
Crouton
Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.
You Sir are a crouton
Stop being a crouton
You are a Garlic and Herb crouton