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What is Pot Noodle?
Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
Pot Noodle - video
Pot Noodle - what is it?
On the 21st October, 19th September and February 16th. You must eat a pot noodle. You deserve it.
I would also like to thank my friends Tiffany and Zara.
By Susan
"Hey Mum, Can I Have A Pot Noodle?"
"Why?"
"Because, Today Is Pot Noodle Day!"
What does "Pot Noodle" mean?
A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.
Look at that Pot Noodle Head Richard over there.
Pot Noodle - what does it mean?
wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY
i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4
Pot Noodle - meaning
Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
Pot Noodle - definition
to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon
"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"
Pot Noodle - slang
"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"
Pot Noodle
To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.
Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened
"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"
Pot Noodle
The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.
Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.
Pot Noodle
Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.
Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.