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What is pot noodle and a wank?
Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
pot noodle and a wank - video
Pot noodle and a wank - what is it?
Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.