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What is crouton?

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

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Crouton - what is it?

crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts

fuck off you "crouton" kid go back and float in your soup

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What does "crouton" mean?

a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined

I just blew my nose, do I have any croutons? No dude, not even a cornflake.

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Crouton - what does it mean?

A dry, breadlike food, of French origin, that is added to salads or eaten as a snack.

Americans consume more croutons in a year than the average French person ever will in a lifetime.

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Crouton - meaning

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

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Crouton - definition

When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

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Crouton - slang

Racist word for a French person.

quiet you fucking crouton!

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Crouton

A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.

Who says croutons aren't a meal?

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Crouton

a thing to call people if they are being stupid

Billy is an incompetent crouton.

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Crouton

The drummer of the band Family Force 5

Man, Crouton's one awesome drummer.

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