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What is Creamsicle?
a rare phenomenon while procreating in the great snowy outdoors; a guy pulls out of the vazhin/ass expecting his seed juice to excrete, but ends up freezing into a deadly spike before fully expelled out of said orifice. usually occurs in temperatures below zero, and is a very painful experience for the person with the creamsicle attached to the orifice. it cannot be pulled out without fissuring the sphincter/ vazhin, so the only way to get it out is by sitting close to a source of heat until creamsicle melts back into dude seed-juice.
audra bled to death after i pulled the creamsicle out of her penis gobbling asshole... serves her right, the whore...
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Creamsicle - what is it?
As the man is getting a bj from a woman, right after he cums on her face, he punches her in the nose, creating a flow of blood that mixes with the cum, creating a "creamsicle" like appearance.
Dude, I totally creamsicled that milf!
What does "Creamsicle" mean?
When you spit a mans cum on his dick, lather it up, and continue sucking.
John- Hey bruh how did that date go?
Michael- it was so amazing dude, she gave me a creamsicle!
Creamsicle - what does it mean?
When you just busted a fat nut on a redhead girl’s hair, wait for it to harden, and then stick a popsicle in it and enjoy it on a sunny day.
Zev: hey, did u and Julia do anything freaky last night?
Josh: oh yeah, I fuckin creamsicled that bitch
Creamsicle - meaning
Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?
Creamsicle - definition
The pairing of Othergirlsan and Normal-chan, so named for Othergirlsan's orange fake tan and Normal-chan's naturally pale skin. A reaction to the trope in pop culture that expects nerdy girls and popular girls to fight against each other.
Creamsicle is my OTP.
Creamsicle - slang
When you cum on the hair of a person with orange hair, and wait for it to harden.
Matt Sandler sat there and enjoyed it, as all the guys splooged on his head, then snacked on his creamsicle.
Creamsicle
noun; A person, usually female, that spends unearthly amounts of time in tanning beds and/or smears excessive amounts of sunless tanning lotion on their skin; creating a radioactive orange hue. What defines a creamsicle however, is the act of repeatedly bleaching one's hair over and over and over until it is nearly white--what Creamsicles call "Platinum". In popular culture, these two nature-defying acts are often paired, thus the Creamsicle was born.
"Hey Jesse, let's go watch girls leaving Palm Beach Tan.", said Carlos. "Nah man.", said Jesse, "I'm not into Creamsicles."
Jim: Hey Danny, what the hell is wrong with that girl over there? She's got bright orange skin and white hair.
Danny: Yeah, that's what I like to call... a Creamsicle.
Creamsicle
Mixture of powdered adderall and caffeine. Turns a color like a creamsicle. When snorted in lines, provides a feeling of extended euphoria and stimulation similar to cocaine.
Yo nigga, you out of that yay? Let's get throwed off dem creamsicles, shit lasts longer.
Creamsicle
Somebody who spends way too much time in the tanning booth, turning an unnatural fake orange color.
I went to the Hollywood party, and all I could see were Creamsicles.
Famous Creamsicles:
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Kim Cattrall
that guy who does the "I mean toasted" commercials on TV