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What is Cornflake?
A rich idiot.
After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.
He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.
A: Did you hear what Boris Johnson said today?
B: He's such a cornflake.
Cornflake - meme gif
Cornflake - video
Cornflake - what is it?
The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.
Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.
What does "Cornflake" mean?
A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.
"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"
Cornflake - what does it mean?
A rural person critical and often fearful of urban areas and all of their benefits and hazards. A right-leaning equivalent of a snowflake.
That cornflake is afraid of going into the city for fear of being mugged.
Cornflake - meaning
A person who rarely deviates from the foods they are accustomed to.
He's a total cornflake, all's he eats is Kraft Dinner and Hotdogs
Cornflake - definition
A term used to describe the tri service cap badge worn by new recruits in the Canadian Forces. Also a term of derision for recruits themselves.
"The shitter is backed up and there's shit all over the place."
"Get a cornflake to clean it up"
Cornflake - slang
A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.
"Dude, get your finger out of your nose. What are you, digging for gold?"
"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."
"Woah. That's awesome."
Cornflake
An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.
I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.
Cornflake
Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.
My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.
Cornflake
The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.
Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.