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What is razor blade?
When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.
1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.
2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.
3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.
razor blade - video
Razor blade - what is it?
The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
What does "razor blade" mean?
1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
Razor blade - what does it mean?
A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.
Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.
Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."
Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."
Razor blade - meaning
The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food
"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades
Razor blade - definition
The overwhelming feeling of sadness and suck that comes "the day after, the day after" a weekend of partying, particularly when using MDMA or ecstacy.
Friend: "I hate my life and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me."
Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!"
Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."
Razor blade - slang
when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!
Razor blade
The icon of Emos. Their main item of suicide. They slit their wrists with it.
"IM EMO!"
"Go get a razor blade."
Razor blade
The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son
Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift"
Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"
Razor blade
A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.
Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!