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What is Idaho?A regular state from it's admittance into the Union until a around 1956 when fast food restaurants realized that they didn't have a large enough supply of potatoes. It was then turned into a farce of a state by a conspiracy of government officials in the pockets of lobbying powers such as McDonald's. John F. Kennedy uncovered this conspiracy and was about to shut it down with the assistance of Bobby Kennedy when he was assassinated. Person on a road trip through the West: hey, am I on the right road to get into Idaho? Idaho - meme gifIdaho - videoIdaho - what is it?Used to be: Lousy roads, clean air, clean water, farmers, loggers, back to the earth folks. Nice. Idaho - it's just like everywhere else but with worse roads! What does "Idaho" mean?pure heaven, and very very clean. you don't know heaven until you wake up in Idaho to the smell of a mint field after the rain. Idaho - what does it mean?Contrary to popular belief, Idaho is in fact one of the biggest government conspiracies ever. Not a single person lives in Idaho. It is just one giant potato factory. The government pays people to say they are from Idaho, and this giant potato factory is ran by the people who have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. The federal government also pay's farmers and grocery stores large sums of money to carry "idaho potatoes," being that such a secret is never supposed to get out "I used to live in Idaho." Idaho - meaningOne of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole. My grandma's poodle was sucked into the gaping void of Idaho while she was visiting Montana. Idaho - definitionIdaho has four seasons: winter, freezing, still winter, and road construction. Delicious potatoes, people who know what a burrow pit, the dike, a bully barn, and the dry bed is. Anything is pretty much legal in Idaho, or noboday cares, so do whatever you want. Beautiful scenery, plenty of fresh air, and outdoor activities. Travel all over Idaho before you judge it, northern is different from southern as is west from the east. Want to park your car anywhere and not get towed? Go to Idaho. Want to wear wranglers to a wedding? Go to Idaho. Want to get your drivers liscense at 15? Go to Idaho. Idaho - slangMost commonly known for it's potatoes but anyone who has been to Idaho will know that there are way more cow ranches than potato farms. Iowa? IdahoIDAHO Welcome to Idaho. Now Go Home. Idaho1. Place where you will feel welcome in only because the people who've lived there forever are too polite to tell you to get the hell out of their state and go back to fuckin' California Idaho: Don't move here. Idaho(Noun) a place where half of the population wears sweaters and snow boots year round. And the other half wears shorts and tank tops all year round. And both are correct. Wow! Idaho is so unpredictable these days! |
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