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What is IDAHO?
Simply put, a hoe or thot from the state of Idaho.
Guy 1: Bro all these Idaho girls are so annoying
Guy 2: Well what do you expect from an Idahoe
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IDAHO - what is it?
The land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. Land where Napolean Dynamite was filmed and we're proud of it! It kicks ass, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some crappy town like Spokane.
IDAHO KICKS ASS and only an Idahoan could understand.
What does "IDAHO" mean?
A State in the Northwest often mistaken for a State in the Midwest called Iowa.
Most people think Idaho is a land full of ignorant backwards morons .. And that's exactly what we want people to think...
As a matter if fact... It is a backwards, boring. Inconsequential place that you should have absolutely no interest in visiting ever, or even passing through...
As a matter if fact, if you or your family is not from here, please just stay away... We are all boring and backwards and we like it.., just move along folks, nothing to see in Idaho, no, really, get lost, go away, we've already got enough Californians moving over here and gentrification- ing up the place... Please, where ever you are from.., just stay there, and please, let us Idahoans have our awful state all to ourselves.. Whatever good you heard about all of Idaho..., do not believe it.. All we have is potatoes, really, honest, nothing but potatoes, nothing to see here folks.. Just keep driving, that's it, go back to where you came from... I said GO!!!!
I was gonna go through Idaho, but I already had potatoes and they are boring souvenirs, so I bypassed it...
Yes!!! That is right people, nothing here but potatoes, so please just keep on driving.
Do not stop in Idaho!
IDAHO - what does it mean?
One of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole.
Idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the B-52's. When their career began to decline, they left for Idaho and never returned.
My grandma's poodle was sucked into the gaping void of Idaho while she was visiting Montana.
IDAHO - meaning
Idaho has four seasons: winter, freezing, still winter, and road construction. Delicious potatoes, people who know what a burrow pit, the dike, a bully barn, and the dry bed is. Anything is pretty much legal in Idaho, or noboday cares, so do whatever you want. Beautiful scenery, plenty of fresh air, and outdoor activities. Travel all over Idaho before you judge it, northern is different from southern as is west from the east.
Want to park your car anywhere and not get towed? Go to Idaho. Want to wear wranglers to a wedding? Go to Idaho. Want to get your drivers liscense at 15? Go to Idaho.
IDAHO - definition
Most commonly known for it's potatoes but anyone who has been to Idaho will know that there are way more cow ranches than potato farms.
Made famous by Napoleon Dynamite... embarrassed by Napoleon dynamite. (We can keep up with the fashion in most of our cities)
Misconceptions
-we are inbred
-there is no electricity
-we are located in the mid-west
-we have to hunt and gather our food
So before anyone thinks of making an Idaho comment try to stop being so fucking ignorant and educate yourself.
Iowa?
No, Idaho.
Is that in Nebraska?
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IDAHO - slang
IDAHO
Ingredients: Californians, contains less than 2% of the following--Idahoans.
Welcome to Idaho. Now Go Home.
IDAHO
1. Place where you will feel welcome in only because the people who've lived there forever are too polite to tell you to get the hell out of their state and go back to fuckin' California
Idaho: Don't move here.
IDAHO
(Noun) a place where half of the population wears sweaters and snow boots year round. And the other half wears shorts and tank tops all year round. And both are correct.
Wow! Idaho is so unpredictable these days!
IDAHO
GODS COUNTRY !!!!, What america used to be.
It's I DAH HO.. NOT Eye DEEE hoe YOu twits..
cool things in Idaho..
we got the worlds longest floating board walk.
we got the worlds highest navigable river.
We got the worlds only floating golf course.
We got Canyons deeper then arizona.
we got lots of really awsome Indian Tribes, nothing is cooler then pow wow dancing, and fry bread.
we put gravy on our spuds where it belongs.
we grow lots of other stuff too.. wheat, wild rice, corn, oats, hay, Ken mustard, cattle, elk farms, barley, Kentucky bluegrass, beans, peas, and Apples, pears, Huckleberries, and lots of other agricultural produce.
IN Idaho.. kids actually have to learn where all 50 states are at.
I am shocked how many people dont know where any of the
larger western states are at.
I have met people who say to me.. Oh I have visited Idaho when we drove up to Wisconsin last summer.. I just look at them and tell them.. THATS Iowa not Idaho. How people get these two mixed up I will never know. people from Iowa have the same problem.. except it envolves seattle.
Idaho is the boot shaped one.. stuck between montana, whyoming, and oregon and washington state. Next door to utah and Nevada ok.. look on a map.
IDAHO A state where everyone is seperated by 6 degrees.
In other terms.. we got relation related to your relation.
Idaho families are related to each other...My Aunts husband has a sister who is the grandmother to
a girl who married a guy who is the cousin of one of my highschool class mates.
My dads 3rd cousins step daughter works with our neighbor.
My grandmothers cousin married the cousin of the school janitor, who is the uncle of my brothers friend, who started to date a girl, but then found out she was related to the school janitor too.