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What is Coned?
Word History / Origin
Definition 2 was the first usage of the word at Quakecon 2002. Five members of Clan PIT (MC, Bar-B-Q, Crow, Snake, and Bama) noticed that John Carmack's parking space was reserved with a few cones. If only they had a cone, they too could reserve a parking space ... and that would 'own.' No wait. 'It would CONE!' They snatched one from Carmack's space, dragged it into the BYOC and began shooting pics with the cone on people's heads. Cone-ing was born.
Definition 1 followed shortly thereafter as Clan PIT added it to their gaming lexcon. PIT member Bar-B-Q leveraged his position on the development team of the Quake mod Urban Terror to have it appear on screen after a lopsided round win. The third level of 'own' was born.
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Hey Demon, smile for the camera ... You've Been Coned!
Henceforth, it shall be named QuakeConed!
Blue team wins. CONED!
Coned - meme gif
Coned - video
Coned - what is it?
The cone was a once powerful god who was betrayed by his brother and sister gods because he was to awesome
Hey dude The Cone is so much better then us lets get him
What does "Coned" mean?
A cone is the bowl of a bong where the weed is put.
"Can I pinch a cone?"
"Lemme just rip this cone quick"
Coned - what does it mean?
the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)
noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!
Coned - meaning
In NZ, the art of placing roadcones in eccentric high-up spots e.g. statues, church spires, tall trees and traffic lights; usually done late at night as a dare and/or for the lulz by groups of bored school kids or dero thirty-somethings on the turps. Common during major roadworks in built-up urban areas. Spates of low-effort repeat offenses draw negative attention from the police, but they have been known to applaud well-executed cone operations that demonstrate a level of skill in scaling buildings/structures.
Must be school holidays, someone's coned the traffic lights at the SH1 intersection.
Let's cone that statue ow.
Coned - definition
Australian for;
1. Marijuana. One cone = One completely packed and smoked bong.
2. To smoke weed through a bong.
1. "I smoke about 15-25 cone's a day."
2. "Shit, we've got nothing to eat for breakfast, let's just smoke some cones."
Coned - slang
The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint
Did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!
Coned
The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
Coned
1)to be jizzed all over...to be given a facial...as if taking a vanilla icecream cone and pushing and smothering someone in the face.
2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team
a) yo i just coned that bitch.
b) We coned their asses!
Coned
Cone/Coned/Conage:
Definition 1: Cone: To destroy, do away with, slaughter, or kill.
Definition 2: To be completely and utterly dominated in any way shape or form.
Definition 3: To describe something or someone that is doomed, done for, has no chance of survival, about to be owned, etc. Note: a suffix is not necessary if it is undesired.
Definition 4: The topmost tier of being utterly dominated: Owned, Pwned, Coned; Conage
Definition 5: To move a construction cone into the path of a moving vehicle.
Etymology: This word first came into usage when a College Student used the word in a Facebook™ group, soon all the group members were using the word. Soon after that the word made its debut in the online gaming world when it was made the slogan of the Clan VH GANGSTAS. I was first informed of the word by my neighbor who had heard it from a friend of his in South Carolina who had played against the VH GANGSTAS Clan and been utterly dominated. I preceded to track this word back to its origin in Facebook™ and was actually able to find the original Facebook™ post: “…Cuz’ he’s a little bitch that definitely needs to be coned….”
1. “We need to CONE Osama” or “Osama is to be CONED”
2. “Haha, You got CONED in paintball Matt! First you ran into barbwire, tripped over it, got stuck upside-down on it, and then you got riddled by like 60 balls—by the way, how are your balls feeling after getting hit multiple times? Man it was funny when you screamed and cried!”
3. "Stew is fucking CONE(D) if he thinks he can take on Brock in kickboxing"
4. “Haha, CONED!—Loser”
5. “I am reminded of the time I hucked the street cone into the side of Bobs car in the parking lot. Ah, that was nice...man we CONED him good.”