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What is Condoms?
Haven't you heard?
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
Condoms - meme gif
Condoms - video
Condoms - what is it?
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
What does "Condoms" mean?
A rain jacket for your penis.
"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"
Condoms - what does it mean?
Savior to many who fear child support.
Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point
Condoms - meaning
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
Condoms - definition
A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.
If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.
Condoms - slang
The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.
Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.
Condoms
Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.
Condoms
Something we need in order to not become pregnant
Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms
Girl- because we didn't use a condom
Condoms
The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.
jonny: daddy, what are condoms?
Dad: son, condoms can break