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What is Coal?
Transpiring from the word “cock” when one uses predictive text on their mobile phone whilst simultaneously being under the influence of alcohol.
Tucking in to Christmas dinner Gran mentioned she’d never had so much coal since granddad passed away.
Coal - meme gif
Coal - video
Coal - what is it?
When it's in a mountain or the ground, it naturally filters everything out of water.
When it's extracted, the toxic metals and everything else that has been filtered out pollute the streams and rivers.
When it's processed, the hazardous waste is put back into the spent mines or in holes in the ground and it leaches into the groundwater.
This damages the health of the people in coal communities.
Not to mention it contributes to climate change!
Clean coal does not exist. Coal is not clean.
What does "Coal" mean?
The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.
"It's so coaled out today!"
"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."
"I know! It's like hot coals!"
"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)
Coal - what does it mean?
hmm a non-renewable energy source!
flash1:buying coal 100 each
Coal - meaning
Because cool just isn't cool and kewl is overused.
Random dude: Dude, look at my new pink T-Shirt!
Other dude: Dude, not coal...
Coal - definition
the gift of choice for naughty boys and girls
you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things
Coal - slang
Coal is known to be the opposite of gem on places like the far-right extremist forum Soyjak.party. Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the community other than to occupy space that could have been a gem, making watchersby hopelessly lament what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board to be forever lost to continuous coal spam.
chud1: Have you seen my thread on the /kway/? (RIP)
chud2: Yes, it's coal.
Coal
What a white person calls a black person.
A car load of coal just went by.
Coal
A baby man; an extremely immature tiny man
Very short
Wisty: coal your a babyman
Doot doot: Si
Fank: Si
Coal
A bad situation, feeling rubbish, significantly shit, depressed, opposite of solar
"Alright I ain't seen you in ages, how's stuff?"
"Fucking coal mate my cat just died"