Definder - what does the word mean?

What is thread?

This gets used on messageboards / forums to signify that the previous post (or a post that has been quoted) is either of such high standard / very useful and answers the question of the original post / owns someone that the thread cannot possibly contain any post that's better.

USER 1: Hey guys, who do you reckon is the greatest rock band in the world.

USER 2: Black Sabbath

USER 3: /thread

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Thread - what is it?

Since the late 1800s, competitive threading has been an important part of the yarndling fraternity. Marks are awarded for artistic kedding, skilful use of the verricule holder and overall 'authenticity of purpose'. The Tasmanian branch of the Yarndling Association in Hobart, Tasmania is a particularly strong contender in the Antipodean regionals, citing "fun, tempered with social responsibility" as their watchword.

During the 2012 London Olympics, Team GB would often remind the public of its commitment to the "spirit of yarndling", principally in its emphasis on fair play, equality for all, and competitive threading.

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What does "thread" mean?

A really small dick.

His dick is like thread. He should take up sewing.

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Thread - what does it mean?

1> top notch; high quality
2> own

that game was thread kid

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Thread - meaning

The annoying alternative one uses on a forum instead of using "topic". The only forum software known to man that uses "thread" is VBulletin.

Noob: This is a funny thread!

Pro: Shut the hell up you retarded noob, it's called a topic.

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Thread - definition

sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic.

This thread is in the wrong forum.

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Thread - slang

I swear im not aware of my meanness!

I just want a loyal partner who will have me change my undies when we fight, when we make out, when we talk about life, you know. That to me puts EveryThing in perspective and reminds me of how we're here, unasked, uninvited, and how absurd, bizarre life actually is (like, look at the shit we have to fight for, look at what we're still having to deal with, the rat racing, money chasing, fame embracing). If you have me change my undies (lose control), you'll make me smile and that smile i can preserve and let it thread its way into any circumstance in "life".

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Thread

another word for cocaine.
Etymology: a line of cocaine resembles a piece of white thread

'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'

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Thread

A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.

Thread Shock:

Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?

Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.

Thread Life:

Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?

Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread

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Thread

On a message board, the inside of a topic revealing all the messages.

This thread sucks!

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