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What is Chimp?
Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.
hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.
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Chimp - what is it?
1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
What does "Chimp" mean?
(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
Chimp - what does it mean?
Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.
Stop being such a chimp
Chimp - meaning
(Verb)
To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.
Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.
Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.
Chimp - definition
Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too ripped up to continue drinking, being ejected by bouncers (a corollary of being ripped) or being under the thumb. The verbal form is used to describe this act of baling out early: thus 'to chimp out'.
The Dwix chimped out again last night. He is such a chimp.
Chimp - slang
Somebody who's freakin' out and needs to chill. Can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
"Yo I just ate weed brownies and I'm hella chimped."
Person A- "Wanna hang with Brian tonight?"
Person B- "Nah, that dude's a chimp."
Person A- "Ahhh oh no (insert complaint about whatever)!
Person B- "Yooo quit chimpin'."
Person A- "Woah... you're right. I need to chill."
Person A- "Word."
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The chimp tried to answer journalists questions today... what a laugh
Chimp
Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish
Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp
Chimp
To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.
“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”
“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”