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What is read books?

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code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low

-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"

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read books - video


Read books - what is it?

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

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What does "read books" mean?

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

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Read books - what does it mean?

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>

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Read books - meaning

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

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Read books - definition

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

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Read books - slang

A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.

Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.

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Read books

nightmare forcing his brother to learn to read. on a youtube live. infront of 78 people and his mother.

"READING BOOKS WITH DREAM!"

"Brother i cant uh. I cant fucking read."

"DREAM WE ARE 507! Just..- Try."

"Okay-.."

"ABDSHFBDDFHSBGHRBEFVHFBDRVFRBGRJHBVREIUBGWTIBGTRWUBGTRGBTRWBGBRTEJHBGTRGBAAAAAAAAAAHEHFRE"

"Was that good??"

"Uh..- Yeahahahaaa- Sureee...-"

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Read books

Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.

AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK

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Read books

another way to phrase to smoke weed

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.

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