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What is Cedar Rapids?the most bangin place in iowa. located in eastern iowa, it is home to Xavier highschool and the hottest girls in the Midwest. Known by haters as Crapids. The west side is also the best side. I love me some cedar rapids. its the bestest Cedar Rapids - videoCedar Rapids - what is it?a place to chill when stressed. often used when playing slenderman βi am just chillin in cedar rapidsβ -Hillary Clinton What does "Cedar Rapids" mean?The city of five smells, Quaker, Rockwell, Cargill, Heinz, and Marijuana βBro whatβs that smell?β Cedar Rapids - what does it mean?One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice. How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it. Cedar Rapids - meaningThe city of Five Seasons. Most residents don't even know what the fifth season is. The fifth season is rumored to be the season of smog as raised by ADM on the south side of town. I went to Cedar Rapids and it smelled horrible. Cedar Rapids - definitionA city that is the embodiment of the term "fuck you". In any other city people would ask why. Cedar Rapids - slangAmerica's ugliest city. It is located in Iowa, on Interstate 380. Often referred to as the "City of Five Smells," itβs home to several chemical & feed plants that create a dense, putrid fog that surrounds the community. Why does Waterloo have so many black people, and Cedar Rapids have so many Bohemies?? Because Waterloo got first pick. Cedar RapidsAn expression for a destitute wasteland void of all human dignity and hope, in which there are more bars than books, and the inhabitance of those bars will talk endlessly to try and convince you that this is where they wanted their life to end up. Where the scale of social structure is so below par when compared to other cities, that the absence of homeless people is less a reflection of a prosperous community, but rather the fact that it is better to be homeless anywhere, than to have a home in Cedar Rapids. Where corn syrup souls only get away with lying to themselves, and where abandoned downtown buildings stand as the most accurate impersonation of a place with any semblance of reality. Where hangovers subsidize the layovers of lives whose plane will never leave the gate, and where the only cultures that survive are the bacteria in the back of your mouth. Where going for a walk is an oddity worthy of drive by heckling. Where daybreak has no sunrise, and nightfall has no sunset. Where children stand on the tips of their toes and look past the looming curvature of the earth in the hopes of seeing some place their dreams can run to without collapsing of exhaustion. An eddy on the side of the Cedar River where people begin to stagnate into everything they never wanted to be. But dad I hate Grandma's house, it's so Cedar Rapids in there. Cedar RapidsCedar Rapids is the 2nd largest city in Iowa with a population in the metropolitan area of over 250,000 people. Cedar Rapids is the cereal capitol of the world, man! Cedar RapidsThe largest speed trap in the USA, cleverly disguised as a city with an inferiority complex. "I drove through Cedar Rapids yesterday so I'm gonna be a bit late on this month's rent." |
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