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What is Clinton?
Bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.
The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
If I were Clinton I would have taken that blowjob too.
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Clinton - what is it?
A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.
Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:
1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
11)Vietnam
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause
<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!
What does "Clinton" mean?
The new name given to a historically rich area of Manhattan still known today as Hell's Kitchen in order to improve upon the image of that area, which is still a piece of shit today
Calling Hell's Kitchen Clinton is not going to make it look any better.
Clinton - what does it mean?
A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.
job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?
Clinton - meaning
A talented individual. Probably gifted at one of the arts. Has a bad mouth but cares about you on the inside. Clinton's just aren't great at being transparent with how they feel. If you know a Clinton give them a hug (or a drink) because they most likely need it.
"Yeah man...he's such a Clinton."
Clinton - definition
Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.
2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
Clinton - slang
To deny to an audience that you had sexual relations with a woman. This term is only used if the person is lying, replicating the words of Bill Clinton.
Steve: Yo Chris I heard you got head from Jen last night in the boy's locker room!
Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!
Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!
Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.
Clinton
Toking on a joint without inhaling.
I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.
Clinton
verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result
My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".
Clinton
Is the name of the most handsome loving hardworking man ever. He was born to be a protector and sculptor. Although he hates to be called a handy man he is that and more. There isnt a thing he cant fix. He is an amazing musician that can play the guitar with such passion you can feel his soul shining when he plays. He has had one hell of a hard time in this life and has lost alot of loved ones but you wouldnt be able to tell cause he wears his crown and and armor with strength and courage. He is the ultimate man and deserves nothing but happiness. Oh and he is the coolest dad everrrr...
Clinton you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've taken you for granted far to long. I love you for eternity...