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What is iowa?
a state in the is that every person is either a dunk, a druggy, a nic addict, or all of the above. no one has anything to do there so they all just get messed up
“i just went to iowa and every person i met was fucked up”
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Iowa - what is it?
One of the fifty nifty united states which absolutely blows except for the University of Iowa, which is the coolest, most awesome, hottest girl containing, university in the US! Home of the Hawkeyes and rated in the top 5 for party schools. Also famous for football tailgating and coining FAC.
Iowa would be shit if it weren't for the University of Iowa.
What does "iowa" mean?
An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.
Do good in school, or you'll end up in Iowa.
Iowa - what does it mean?
The Cornfield of No Return, where children CAN run away and not starve, because they can live on bacon and corn. But they're just going to get raped by all the sex offenders, anyway.
Bob: I'm so sick of life. I'm going to kill myself.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.
Iowa - meaning
Booring. Don't compare us to New York. We're the last to get anything. People think we're "quaint" like a traffic jam to us is 10 cars behind a tractor rolling down the highway! Dude...ok, I'm from Iowa...and *I* think that's pathetic!!! THAT'S WHY I LEFT!!!
To the people who made coments 3 & 4...thanks for showing what fine MORONS come out of Iowa.
Iowa - definition
So boring, you will see 2 things most of the time you are there: corn, and nevermind just corn
I had to go to Iowa, wow I was so bored.
Iowa - slang
The State of Iowa: where our newly elected Governor made his first legislative priority raising the tax on cigarettes by about 278%. Studies indicate that people with low income are twice as likely to smoke than others. A few days later, he signed a bill into law capping car title loan interest at 21% and said that companies who had charged low income folks 300% interest were predators, preying on vulnerable Iowans.
I stay in Iowa mostly because of the weather, I love those two nice months every year.
Iowa
BEST State in the entire united states of america!
Most, cocky dumbasses hate on iowa, and say that all there is is corn.. Thats completley wrong! EVERY state has agriculture and just about every state grows corn and has corn fields.
So what if iowa has corn, that dosnt mean thats the only thing to do!
Iowa is the best! Our hot chicks and all of our sports teams..
Iowa will fuck up anyone who tries to talk shit on us! were no pussys, we will fight any mother fucker who tries to hate on us!
Iowa has the best state fair too! The IOWA State Fair is possibly the best state fair in all of the US.
We have everything, Demo Derbys, Mudding, So much shit, youd just have to come here and check it out!
Loser: har har har, you're from iowa, go eat some corn
Iowa Representer: Shut the fuck up *punches loser in the nost and makes him bleed and cry like the little bitch he is*
IOWA OWNS YOU
Iowa
Pretty much the shit. Make sure you're clear on the fact that the word "the" is in there, or else you'll get the meaning all wrong. Iowa is home to the three million nicest people in the United States, probably in the world. A leader in education, and home to some of the most beautiful scenery into the world. It's a traquil beauty, and if you're into that, you'll love Iowa. And if you're not into that, you can go take California or wherever you're from and fuck it.
Person from Iowa: I love Iowa. Everyone there is so nice and there aren't obnoxiously long lines or large crowds.
Person from New Jersey: Well, we have the largest strip mall in the world.
Person from Iowa: Oh. I'm sorry.
Person from New Jersey: I really wish I was from Iowa
Person from one of the other 48 states: Me too.
Iowa
a farming state that isnt a bunch of dumb farmers thats montana
Iowa is much better than montana, montana sucks