Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Crunch Berries?

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.

Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.

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Crunch Berries - video


Crunch Berries - what is it?

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.

Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.

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What does "Crunch Berries" mean?

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.

Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down

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Crunch Berries - what does it mean?

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

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