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What is Carpet Burn?
What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
Carpet Burn - video
Carpet Burn - what is it?
brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.
did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!
What does "Carpet Burn" mean?
(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.
Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.
Carpet Burn - what does it mean?
If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".
1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.
2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.
Carpet Burn - meaning
1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)
"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"she left"
"with who"
"her girlfriend"
"o man you got carpet burned"
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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"
Carpet Burn - definition
is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).
Also known as "Chafed Dick."
At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.
Carpet Burn - slang
When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."
Carpet Burn
where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.
Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.
Carpet Burn
A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring
I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home
Carpet Burn
A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.
I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.