Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Gold bond?

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

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Gold bond - video


Gold bond - what is it?

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

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What does "Gold bond" mean?

A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.

Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.

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Gold bond - what does it mean?

When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.

Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.

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Gold bond - meaning

When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.

Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."

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Gold bond - definition

A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

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Gold bond - slang

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

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Gold bond

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

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Gold bond

A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass

The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made

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Gold bond

The ultimate swamp ass and taint rash relieving powder

That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls

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