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What is Captain kirk?The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek." "...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..." Captain kirk - videoCaptain kirk - what is it?A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker. "Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!" What does "Captain kirk" mean?Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load! Captain kirk - what does it mean?1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show βStar Trekβ and suggesting that the gay man is βgoing where no man has gone before.β βThat guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.β Captain kirk - meaningThe process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries. "I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years." Captain kirk - definitionThe Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer! 'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise Captain kirk - slang1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise. 1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!" Captain kirk1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman. Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store? Captain kirkWilliam Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie. but Spock.........................................................................................why? Captain kirkdescribes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base. "Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!" |
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