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What is Captain Kirking?
The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."
"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
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Captain Kirking - what is it?
A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker.
"Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!"
What does "Captain Kirking" mean?
Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
Captain Kirking - what does it mean?
1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”
“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”
Captain Kirking - meaning
The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise
Captain Kirking - definition
1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.
2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".
1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"
2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
Captain Kirking - slang
1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.
2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.
3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
Captain Kirking
William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
but Spock.........................................................................................why?
Captain Kirking
describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.
"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"
"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"
Captain Kirking
The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.
"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."