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What is Buttress?A foursome with two women and two men where the men stand back to back hands raised above their heads grasping the each others hands for support. The women stand in front of both men and bend over and touch the floor. The men proceed to have sex with them from behind. Hey buddy, if you are down I just convinced two girls to come home with us and rock out the flying buttress. Buttress - meme gifButtress - videoButtress - what is it?1. n. A combination of a witch, a prostitute, and a waitress. They usually fly around on brooms in decent restaraunts that have dim lighting scenarios. If you're lucky enough to find one, she'll cackle while serving you your over-easy burger and banging you, before flying away on her broom, never to be seen again. E1: What does "Buttress" mean?The funniest term you'll ever hear in architecture history classes. Teacher: In Gothic-style cathedrals and churches, you will often see a lot of flying buttresses. Buttress - what does it mean?The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating. "I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss." Buttress - meaningA physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus. Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants. Buttress - definitionA Large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. This mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. The buttress is usually seen in the Kansas-Missouri region when he is not eating massive amounts of sour punch straws in Texas. Dude, what's up with the buttress? Buttress - slang"This chair hurts. I need a buttress." Buttress1. a pejorative referrring to an undesirable person 1. "give me anymore of that gibberellins and i'll slap ye, ya fucking Buttress" ButtressA verbal fortress one builds around onesself consisting of the word "but" to forgo or avoid doing something or going somewhere. Dan would have gone waterskiing with us, but he whipped his usual buttress of excuses at us. ButtressA mistress for butt pleasures. A sex slave for butt stuff. He yelled βbring in the buttressβ and in they walked in shackles ready for their master. |
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