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What is the flying buttress?
Although the term has been solely expressed in architectural design during the Gothic Age, the Flying Buttress lends itself to be further extrapolated.
The Flying Buttress is an advanced sexual move performed by couples where the woman "flies” while being sodomized anally. To fully define the physical act see below. It can be performed by all variations of the two genders.
Couples start by standing close, the man behind the woman. He inserts his erect penis into his partner’s ass and holds her by the waist. With the aid of the man, the woman jumps up and swings her legs around his waist, and gripping him with her thighs, while he guides her body, lifting her up sliding his hands into:
1. A full-nelson,
2. Holding both breasts,
3. Grabbing her hair,
4. Rubbing her clit whilst the other hand performs a cowboy hee-haw motion in the air (Pro-tip: cowboy hat). Or raises both arms once she is secure. Like figure-skater.
By its own genesis, this is an unusual physical act. Even if confident please proceed with caution.
The Flying Buttress’ finally: Her hands in the air, he spins them around. Celebrating as if Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance" is playing (pro-tip). And may ye speak the twilled words of Othello:
'Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump,
The spirit-stirring drum, th'ear-piercing fife,
The royal banner, and all quality,
Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war!'
Cindi: Announcement! Did you sluts see my TikTok?
Basic Bitches: OMG NO!
Cindi: That's cuz I haven't posted it!! Ya bendable Barbie trash!! lol. BUT no cap I wanted all you used-up holes to know First. FREAKIN. Hand.
Basic Bitches: STFU! FIRE! Tell us! Spit it out ya slut! Lol Lol Lol!
Cindi: Well…I told my husband that he can fuck my shit pipe after we were married. So, on our honeymoon, we celebrated our "union" lol, by doing the Flying Buttress at the resort.
Basic Bitches: NO. FUCKING. WAY!!!
Cindi: Get this ya flock-a-cock-pukers...Everyone was so impressed by us they clapped!! Zack, that hunk of dinero, spun me around and fucked my ass so good. Everyone was super jelly!!!
Basic Bitch: That's so romantic! I heart you two so freakin much!!!
Cindi: Well, I'm happy AF but, TBH, I still can't walk right, my peach is so bruised from all the ass-fucking we did.
Basic Bitches: Talking to themselves after immediately losing interest when Cindi is relating something that is personal and isn't "fire".
Cindi: Hey, I think this group of 3-hole, clown-faced, cum-snorters, who got the Addys!!!!
All Basic Bitches: Triggered by the call for Adderall, the troupe regain consciousness and continue to enjoy their Sunday Funday.
the flying buttress - video
The flying buttress - what is it?
A sudden cramp of the rectum; a sphincter pincher; an introverted fart.
Tina let forth a flying buttress during her 6th period Biology class, hoping Nathan didnt hear.
What does "the flying buttress" mean?
another phrase for the commonly used "i don't give a flying fuck"
Alex: You suck at putting on mascara.
Danielle:Shut the hell up, I don't give a flying buttress.
The flying buttress - what does it mean?
1. The arches on a building representing the gothic era building scheme.
2. The act of pooping in your hand after sex and throwing the poop across the room.
1. The flying buttresses on the notre dame are amazing.
2. After John and I had sex, he flying buttressed all over the room.
The flying buttress - meaning
A foursome with two women and two men where the men stand back to back hands raised above their heads grasping the each others hands for support. The women stand in front of both men and bend over and touch the floor. The men proceed to have sex with them from behind.
Hey buddy, if you are down I just convinced two girls to come home with us and rock out the flying buttress.
The flying buttress - definition
1. n. A combination of a witch, a prostitute, and a waitress. They usually fly around on brooms in decent restaraunts that have dim lighting scenarios. If you're lucky enough to find one, she'll cackle while serving you your over-easy burger and banging you, before flying away on her broom, never to be seen again.
2. n. A stewardess who is well known among passengers and crew to provide low-cost (or free) anal sex in the latrine.
E1:
Johnny: Dude, we should hit up Red Robin tonight-I just got dumped and I'm feeling lonely.
Chuck: So what's that have to do with Red Robin?
Johnny: Well, last week, Chris said he saw a few flying buttresses there.
Chuck: I've got the keys. Lets go.
E2:
Tommy: We should fly Delta this year.
Jake: Why's that, bro?
Tommy: I hear they've got some good flying buttresses.
Jake: Delta it is!
The flying buttress - slang
The funniest term you'll ever hear in architecture history classes.
Teacher: In Gothic-style cathedrals and churches, you will often see a lot of flying buttresses.
Students: *snicker*
The flying buttress
The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.
"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."
The flying buttress
A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.
Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.