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What is Burnout?
1) Smoking the tires of one's car; either to heat up the tires for added stickiness, or to impress the MILFs at the DQ in your swanky suburb.
2) They guy you used to see stoned and tripping in high school, every day, that 10 years later is sitting in his parent's basement playing Final Fantasy, every day.
1) I did such a smoky burnout in the Galaxie, I completely lost sight of that Ricer sitting behind me!
2) Dude, I'm too stoned to work. Mom, can you make me a sandwich?
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Burnout - video
Burnout - what is it?
the dude in high school who used to smoke way too much pot and eat way too much Taco Bell
And now they call him Governor!
What does "Burnout" mean?
Burnout - a state of emotional, physical, and mental exhaustion caused by excessive and prolonged stress. It occurs when you feel overwhelmed, emotionally drained, and unable to meet constant demands.
“medical school has caused me so much stress, i feel like a burnout”
Burnout - what does it mean?
A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:
1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.
The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.
Man: Remember that one time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?
Woman: I still have the scars!
Men: Mental and physical!
*both laugh*
Burnout - meaning
The skidmark left in the dunny after taking a dump
Oh man go check out the burnout i left in the toilet
Burnout - definition
An unusual move that two people can use as a prelude to sex, or you can do it just for fun. The woman (the burnee) lays flat on her back looking at the ceiling, while the male (the burner) sits on her face, placing the womans nose firmly in his ass, while facing the womans feet. The burner then begins to make an "ErrrRRRRRR!" sound as if he is burning rubber on asphault. He then releases the brakes (metaphorical brakes), and proceeds to slide his ass down the girls face towards her abdomen, while still making the "ErrrrrRRRRR!!!" sound. If done correctly, this will leave a brown streak from the womans nose down to her chin, similar to hot rubber left on the asphault from a car doing a burnout. If you burnout to fast though, you can lose control and swerve off the face, and bed (or other location) possibly causing injury, and leaving crooked shit streaks instead of straight ones.
Jeff: "Hey man, I finally talked my girlfriend into letting me burnout on her face last night!"
Brett: "Hell yes, that's awesome! What a slut!"
Jeff: "I know I realized afterwards that I didnt want to be in a relationship with a whore who would let me defile and demoralize her like that, so I gave her 20 bucks for cabfare and told her skank ass to get the fuck out."
Brett: "Dude, I just burned out on your sister after lunch today."
Burnout - slang
A pot smoker who cannot make his or her decisions on their own. He cannot sustain himself from speaking out from his mouth but rather his brain is not functional anymore due to over using marijuana. His or her voice becomes more dull, sounding like Patrick the Star from Spongebob. A burnout also forgets almost everything like keys, wallets, and etc. Also, never pays for pot and thinks only for himself.
wow dude such a burnout
Burnout
A game originally made in the year 2001 by Acclaim, and later by EA and Criterion Games in 2004 with the release of the 3rd game. Unlike Need For Speed, Burnout is a bit more realistic. The game allows you to crash into others vehicles and obstacles, destroying either your car or their car. There's even game modes centered around crashing your car to cause the biggest crashes imaginable. The most recent Burnout title available today is Burnout Paradise Remastered, a remaster of the 5th, and 2nd best game in the series.
Person A: God damn it...
Person B: What? What happened?
Person A: I was playing Burnout and I crashed into a pillar on mistake.
Person B: Oof, that sucks.
Burnout
A high school or college student who does little else than cut classes and smoke weed. Usually has long, straight hair and a proclivity toward heavy metal bands of the 70's and 80's. Can often be found in smoke-filled bathrooms and makeshift basement bars.
He used to be a jock but now he's such a burnout!
Burnout
A state of emotional and physical exhaustion caused by a prolonged period of stress and frustration; an inevitable corporate condition characterized by frequent displays of unprofessional behavior, a blithe refusal to do any work, and most important, a distinct aura of not giving a shit.
As I was the only person working, my boss made me prepare a million cheese cakes, such a fuckin burnout.