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What is Blumpky?

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

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Blumpky - what is it?

A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.

John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.

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What does "Blumpky" mean?

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.

"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."

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Blumpky - what does it mean?

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

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Blumpky - meaning

When you gettin dome when you taken a doo doo.

man yo moms gives good blumpkys

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Blumpky - definition

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.

Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.

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Blumpky - slang

the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet

Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.

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Blumpky

The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.

An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.

My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.

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