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What is english muffin?

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

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English muffin - what is it?

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.

That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!

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What does "english muffin" mean?

A British girl with a very loose vagina

Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar

Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.

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English muffin - what does it mean?

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.

Tom Gates is an English Muffin

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English muffin - meaning

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

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English muffin - definition

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.

"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."

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English muffin - slang

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

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English muffin

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.

grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!

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English muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!

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English muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

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