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What is BlowJob?
How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.
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BlowJob - what is it?
1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
What does "BlowJob" mean?
When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!
Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)
Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"
BlowJob - what does it mean?
Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob
BlowJob - meaning
When someone is meant to give u a suck an actually blows on your cock.
'Gina your meant to suck it not literally BlowJob it'
BlowJob - definition
unlike girls, who wants to be kissed and smelled at the neck and ears, it's what we men consider "foreplay".
"if u wanna be my hoe, you must learn the following by heart:
1) anal is not degrading
2) I drink a lot of apple juice, so my cum is sweet and tasty
3) your name is Angelina Jolie and you'd better learn to act like her.
Now, kneel and gimme a blow job, woman!"
BlowJob - slang
the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
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Dude, Sarah gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
BlowJob
A blowjob is when a hoewerth sucks on you dick and goes up and down. After you ejaculate all over her mouth and face causing her/him pleasure.
i gotta blowjob dude
BlowJob
In short: the art of sucking a man's dick. This can be done by either a man or a woman, kinda depends on the guy recieving. Most girls find it degusting, but I think it's a great way of showing your partner that you care, or even love, them. Techniques include swirling tongue around penis, humming or moaning, sucking (obviously) and deep throating, which is much desired, though requires practice so you don't activitvate the gag reflex, though again, some man like this. No teeth, it can really put an end to any pleasure, as it is very sensitive down there. This can be used in fore-play and just as a way of getting your guy off. If the latter is the case, then make sure you show plenty of care and attention to show him that him cumming in your mouth is what you want more then anything at that moment. Most guys also like it when you swollow, so always swollow with a smile and be proud that he actaully trusts you enough to let his penis anywhere near your teeth.
Example One:
Random guy: What the hell were you doing last night, mate, you wouldn't answer your phone?
Random guy: Just getting one hell of a BlowJob, mate, the phone was not as important as that.
Random guy: I hear ya, mate, I hear ya.
Example Two:
Random girl: So, what were you two up too last night?
Random girl: Just giving my boyfriend the blow job of his life.
Random girl: You actaully put a penis in your mouth?
Random girl: That is what a BlowJob is.
Random girl: What was it like?
Random girl: Find out with your boyfriend toight.
Exampla Three:
Girl: Come on, baby, I'll give a BlowJob to help you relax.
Guy: Sounds... good.
Girl: I don't bite, babe.
Guy: Good.
Girl gets on knees and starts deep throating.
Guy: So good.
Guy cums and Girl swollows.
BlowJob
Blowjob: The act of a Man inserting his penis into a woman's mouth, Best given rough and pleasured when the Female plays with the Ball sack whilst sucking.
Blowjob 1:
Jenna: "Can I suck you?"
Mark: "Um...Oh....Uh...?"
TJ: Flicked Mark "Say yes Moron!"
Mark: "YES! Please!"
Jenna: "Woot!" 8===D
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Blowjob 2:
Lily sucked Adam's cock for several minutes while playing with his balls.
Lily: Swallowed Adam's cum "Mmmm!"
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Jason: "Did Alyssa Suck you or did you just jack-off?"
Carl: "Both......She was great."
Jason: "Whoa! Lucky! I heard her Breasts are heavenly..."
Carl: "They are :), I hit her G-Spot....."
Jason: "She said she likes it Rough!"