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What is Birkenstock?
The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!
Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!
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Birkenstock - what is it?
lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear
Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”
What does "Birkenstock" mean?
Lesbian Prada.
That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.
Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.
Birkenstock - what does it mean?
Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!
Me too!
Birkenstock - meaning
Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.
Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!
Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?
Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
Birkenstock - definition
Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
Dude, I'm having feet orgasms right now due to my Birks!
Me too!
Birkenstock - slang
The ugly sandals that lesbians wear
guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*
Birkenstock
The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.
Birkenstock
Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.
Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.
Birkenstock
A creepy hippy that stalks people.
A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.